Too many fat people seem to have good jobs.
I know at least three people who have good jobs and are fat. I am not going to name them, obviously. But they are fat. And they have good jobs. I am thin and I don't have a good job. Why?
Being thin should be in amongst the Essential Criteria for most jobs. Here's the reason why.
Fat people are lazy. It's a proven fact. Look at them. They just sit there, and if you ask them to do something, they generally won't do it as quickly as a thin person, if at all. Unless you ask them to eat a bun. They'll do that quick enough, but eating buns isn't really a major stimulus for the world economy, is it?
I think it's about time they put a question on job application forms that says, "Are you fat? Y/N"
I think so.
Bit of a 'ranty' comment coming up .....
ReplyDeleteBoil them down for soap, I say, the useless big lumps of lard. Or strap them to treadmills and put slices of fresh cream cakes just tantalisingly out of reach - that would be a low carbon contribution to the National Grid...Or capture the hot air they spout about having a 'gland problem' to heat old people's houses. GLAND PROBLEM!!! You've got an 'I'm a fat greedy bastard with no self control and no self respect' problem, tubster. I have a fairly serious 'gland problem' myself, but I have tablets to take, and I restrain any urges to empty the contents of every home bakery within a five mile radius. As a result, I don't require a specially reinforced ambulance to take me to hospital for obesity-related illness, don't take up 2 seats on the train, don't block an entire footpath with my shuffling bulk, and don't wear velcro shoes (check it out - every big fattie has velcro shoes or slip ons - they can't bend over to tie their own laces, for christ's sake...)Greedy, idle, stupid, untrustworthy, lazy and they make me sick to look at..... Rant ends.
You sound a bit like that guy from the film Seven. But I see your point.
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