Bunniest of the Rabbits Awards Result Announced!

Yes. The prestigious bunniest of the rabbits awards were held today at a glittering star-studded award ceremony in my flat.
No-one was there apart from me and Lucy. But that didn't matter, because Lucy won!
Despite not technically being a rabbit.
But if her ears were longer and she was a vegetarian, and her tail was a different shape... but these are all just technicalities. Lucy won, and that's that. I was talking to Sepp Blatter earlier there, on the phone, like I sometimes do, and he said it was all right, so it must be.
So Hooray for Lucy! She is the bunniest of all the rabbits in the entire world, and possibly the universe. Unless there are rabbits on other, as yet undiscovered planets whose bunny-like qualities excell hers. But I seriously doubt whether that would be a possibility. Lucy is the bunniest.
When presented with her award, she briefly woke up, gave me a look as if to say, "Can't you see I'm trying to sleep? Go away and leave me alone until the next time I'm hungry."