You've got fleas. Like fecking again! This is the third time. You never even go out. How do you get fleas when you never even go out? Are you meeting them on the internet or something?
No I don't have fleas.
Yes you do. Look. Look. See? What's that little disgusting brown thing crawling on you when I pull your fur back?
I don't know.
Well, I do. It's a flea. By the way, when did you learn how to talk?
I've been doing an evening class.
Where?
At animal college.
Really? What kind of animals go to this class of yours?
All kinds really. Dogs, rabbits, mice, kangaroos...
Fleas?
Yes, there are a few fleas in the class.
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